Rhymes With Orange: Goot eeeeeve-ning.
The Far Side: You heard of the canary in a coalmine? Well ...
Break Of Day: Modern art.
Tundra: Housing shortages, avian style.
The Other Coast: One eagle's treasure is another eagle's (specifically, his mate's) trash ...
Dogs Of C-Kennel: Turnabout is fair play. (No reference to the 80s band? Sigh.)
Brevity: Not going to "bogart" this joke, no matter how much you may wish I had.
Half Full: I bet an eagle could.
Speed Bump: I totally agree.
Free Range: Next will be "why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?"