Rubes: I thought they all were!
Carpe Diem: I suppose this was inevitable.
Dogs Of C-Kennel: So much for mating calls, at least for Wheeler.
Hi And Lois: Kids are kids are kids.
Bizarro: What the employee is probably thinking: "I'm sorry, you're too stupid to continue shopping here. The exit is over there."
The Other Coast: Typical Home... er, Nest Owner's Association complainers.
Dennis The Menace: He does have a point.
Cheezburger: So that's where the term came from.
The Far Side: Avian version of the Pepsi Challenge?
Tundra: So THAT'S why my connection slowed down.