Half Full: Very clever mashup, I think.
Rhymes With Orange: I always wondered when this old trope would get this spin.
Bliss: An African Grey, it's not.
Speed Bump: Migration version of "can my friend stay over?"
Macanudo: Perspective is everything.
Animal Crackers: That excuse no longer applies only to humans.
Pluggers: Would that more people would feed their "friends" this way.
Free Range: I prefer "emu".
Strange Brew: What I don't understand is that why a penguin would deny climate change, given the way Antarctica is starting to melt.
The Other Coast: And this, boys and girls, is why it's never a good idea to get cocky.